April 2012
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July 2011
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May 2011
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South
by Jack Gilbert
In the small towns along the river nothing happens day after long day. Summer weeks stalled forever, and long marriages always the same. Lives with only emergencies, births, and fishing for excitement. Then a ship comes out of the mist. Or comes around the bend carefully one morning in the rain, past the pines and shrubs. Arrives on a hot fragrant night, grandly, all lit up. Gone...
April 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
4 posts
UDO KIER on PAMELA ANDERSON So the first day of shooting I knocked at her trailer—which was enormous, as big as her breasts. So I knock and I hear from inside: “Hello? Come in!” So I stepped in the trailer and she was at least 25 feet away from me. So I went there and took both hands around her waist, which was like a transvestite, so small, and I said, “Wow! How amazing!” And I kissed her.
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November 2010
3 posts
crumland=funland
here’s hoping this fall is as fun as the last
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
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May 2010
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March 2010
2 posts
free streaming, the morning benders' big echo →
February 2010
8 posts
The man who cleans up after Mardi Gras →
“Torres flew in a chemist who concocted a lemon-based fragrance with extra enzymes to cut through the smell. He named it “Superfresh” and patented it. To the delight of local bar owners, it neutralized the Bourbon Street funk when sprayed from water trucks.”
I got sprayed with Superfresh biking to work this morning.
(via muppetpants)
my pops occasionally works with NASA. his response to this video:
I once took Anne to a Laundromat!
freshtadeath:
this is real funny…and hits just a little too close to home.
January 2010
7 posts
French Quarter, New Orleans
Reveling in the Saints’ win
more support
apa: charlie just compared me (and my hand gestures) to a clever chimp
mm: at least he said clever
apa: true. clever human would've been even better
mm: well thats not really the first impression youre giving right now
December 2009
6 posts
I'll be taking Billy Collins' advice this week:
An End to Vanity
I recently entered what might be called a literary version of the horse latitudes, which required me to throw overboard a lot of books for the sake of staying mobile.
For anyone attached to the book as an object of beauty or to one’s own library as a physical testimony to the depth and breadth of one’s literary experience, such shedding requires a certain ruthlessness.
But...
November 2009
15 posts
Craigslist post that would be creepy if I hadn't...
The HBO Series Treme is trying to fill two recurring roles for exotic dancers/strippers as well as several featured extras parts.
Please be available for shoots on short notice through December 3rd. Anyone with previous experience dancing and no inhibitions about nudity is totally prepared for this. The part may involve a speaking role later in the season.
All races are encouraged to apply! ...